Mitch Altman has invented a device called the ‘TV-B-Gone’ (obviously having expended every last vapor of his creative ability developing the product, he was left to co-op the most obvious name schtick ever). Essentially a universal remote that cycles through every possible code, the TV-B-Gone has a single purpose: to power off televisions whenever the user feels like being a xxxx.
Yeah, that may be true, but don’t you sooo want one!!!
What foul language. I edited it for you sensitive souls. Me, I don’t notice it anymore. Tune it right out. My family swore a lot. In fact one time my grandma was a little tipsy and taught my brother and me some filthy mandarin-chinese words that I will never repeat… Last year I had a contest with Jeremy, which one of us could say less foul words – the first day we counted around 20 or 25, but by the end of the week we were down to a word or two a day… it ended in a draw after two weeks.