The performances were a bitch because they would gather a couple hundred music majors in the concert hall, and then you got up on stage and played your pieces for row after row of scowling, dismissive peers. Not all of them, but about half of them, had that unmistakable ‘I could do THAT’ look, the other half had that ‘I’m far away, I’m very far away…’ expression.
(Via stuart davis’s blog.)

How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
100 – 1 who actually screws it in, and 99 who pout and say “I could have done that!”

Great post by Stuart on the classical guitar.