Predictions for 2008

02007-12-26 | Funny | 0 comments

Alt Predictions for 2008
So many young female celebrities release sex tapes and get caught abusing drugs and alcohol that the market, at long last, becomes glutted. Tabloids and entertainment news shows suddenly become obsessed with footage of starlets drinking decaffeinated tea then going to bed by 10, signaling lane changes and being patient but firm with their children.


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